Heard around town part--um--well yeah baby it's been awhile

All y'all wearing headphones are missing out on some prime eavesdropping.
Here's what I been hearing on Metro, down at the corner, and all around:

• Well c'est la fucking vie
• Now that the swelling's gone down, it's not so bad...
• I wanna be the big spoon
• Are my teeth as big as my muscles?
• Like shoving a marshmallow in a parking meter
  
• I'm an accidental hedonist
• Sponsored by: Wong-Doody-Crandall-Wiener (h/t siff)
  
• Shut up and cuddle with me

Now if only I can write what I hear and see.