Indian people are beautiful. Don't you think? Don't you think Americans are ugly?
Where are you staying in Seattle, at a hotel?
We're staying with a friend.
Male or female?
Then why'd you say you say 'friend?' You should have said 'friends.' Unless you're better friends with her than with him.
Where'd you go to college, here or in India? Or did you go to university?
What's the difference between a college and a university?
There is one, I guess I'm asking did you go to college, here or in India?
You know, like community college. I guess. (now, finally, consternation)