quote of the night (he's not wrong)

Working a gala last night, among the daily horrors.
I was tasked with finding out where the second line would start.
Unsuccessful despite polling all the organizers, I returned to the models' dressing room and reported No one knows. A tall guy cackled. That's New Orleans right there. We operate on vibes, not efficiency.

N'awlins D'awlins baby dolls

horses uncover a spy and other lols

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complete (COMPLETE I say) failures in the kitchen 

today's secret word

In case you need a dose of holiday weirdness, Pee-Wee’s iconic Christmas special is available on YouTube. Mekka lekka ho-ho-ho.

 

And remember:

 

sometimes I just want to

Time to laugh. Peace and love.

@bobthedragqueen #stitch with @Tony Finley ♬ original sound - Bob The Drag Queen

@boyjr.69 Replying to @Lime what else isn’t in the bible?! This song is not in the bible but it will be on streaming 11.17 📕 #notinthebible #oatmilkisnotinthebible #oatmilk #nickadamsalphamale #greenscreensticker #clonesquad ♬ Not In The Bible OUT 11.10 - Boy Jr.

https://moss-on-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/735262885140381696/that-catholic-shinobi-jaehaerys1

[Video: a construction worker shoveling dirt as children on the other side of the fence yell “YAY!” every time dirt is moved.]

memetime

Also.

And:

@glautomotive Cant win at life can i?🤦🏻🤷🏻‍♂️ #MG #fyp ♬ original sound - GLautomotive

 

 

laughing, yes

I needed a laugh today so here are some links that made me lol.

@brodywellmaker (mostly on Tiktok) doing a split screen checkout video.

Erotic Lizard Fanfiction

This is my new alarm. I am not kidding.

Also how did I not know about "The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo"??

animations

This whole aug(de)mented series by Hombre Mcsteez is cute.

accidental messages

I reconnected with a poet friend last week and he mentioned he's been driving for a food delivery service to make extra money. He delivers late night or early morning, depending on your perspective, and that's where some interesting stuff goes down.

He played me a voicemail from two a.m. the other week, a drunk person at a hotel moaning plaintively into the phone, over and over, Where's my foooood. Yo, I need my fooood. 

We laughed and laughed.

He played another message, a lengthy one, from a woman talking in detail about a spotted boar and instructions on how to care for it, clearly having called the wrong number and clearly not realizing it. He called her back just so she could call the right person about the spotted boar.

I've gotten accidental messages like that. One from a dry cleaner: Jim, your pants are ready.

Another from an upset older woman that I hadn't rebooked her cruise.

I called the woman back and we had a nice conversation. I didn't want her relying on me, when clearly she needed to rattle someone else's cage.

I didn't call anyone about Jim's pants. Hopefully he picked them up.

an oldie but a goodie

I've tried this too, informally, and probably 6 times out of 10 the doodfus expects me to move out the way. Surprise! I won't.

 

auto correct!

My word processing program (go LibreOffice) auto corrected men to menace today.

So, there's that.

heh

capitol hill heh

for your viewing pleasure

spa day for the kittehs

 

dog>chicken>dog>chicken

 A video to bless your timeline. Dog and chicken playing keep away. (Sound off, it's 100% better without the little kid giggling.)

and now a word from tik tok

@theejoshneal

What’s wrong with my brain 😩😩 ##fyp ##foryou ##dontletthisflop ##foryourpage ##foryoupage

♬ original sound - Joshua Neal

feelings af

super deluxe

I've been checking out the creative brains behind Super Deluxe lately (mostly this provocative video about the first presidential debate). There's also Super Deluxe Animation, which recently featured a bunch of very short (short as in a couple dozen seconds) videos.
This one is my fave. I can't get enough! Check out Morpha! Utila!

As a creative person, this series has made me think: How can I make my own stories shorter, brighter, more fun and engaging? I'm going to figure out how.

hello goodbye

So far I've seen Deadpool twice.
There's so much swerve in the dialogue.
"Fake laugh! Hiding real pain."
Love it.
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(above) From the bathroom in my shrink's office. You can't expect me not to.

she has a face

Do it for the.

all times ish